Diruiz's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Screenchubshaha BEATS UP wario!!!]

Why has everyone unanimously agreed to give this a 5/5 star rating?! I mean, this is incredible but WHAT?!
EDIT: It no longer is 5 stars. It truly is a sad day

Screenchubshaha responds:

Because it’s cinema

[hotel mario opening cutscene (cover)]

YO THIS SLAPPSS

Screenchubshaha responds:

Hotel Mario > every other game

[terrible lore]

Mario Lore:

Screenchubshaha responds:

Is insane

[PLEASE JUST PLAY A LEVEL ALREADYYYY]

BUT IM CHOOSING WHICH ONE TO PLAY!!!

Screenchubshaha responds:

Wario: wahhhh hurry up

[green grass eat my a]

Will this game have actual gameplay?

Screenchubshaha responds:

yeah this will be my first real actual platformer

[1-1 retro so retro]

Why is there a freaking guitar riff at the end?

Screenchubshaha responds:

cuz itz freakin awesome

[Robo revolution rave]

Yor Yor yo-yo-yor

Screenchubshaha responds:

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yor

[Spooky speeding]

AHHHH, SCARY

Screenchubshaha responds:

Boo

[Grassy sunshine daily funtime]

Sounds like me having a goofy mental breakdown (that's a good thing)

Screenchubshaha responds:

You haven’t even seen the final level it’s gonna give you a goofy mid-life crisis